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Greg David \/ TV Guide<\/em><\/p>\n

They say that honesty is the best policy, and that was certainly true in Thursday\u2019s latest new episode of Package Deal<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\u201cRyan\u2019s Therapist\u201d began with Ryan devastated that his therapist had abruptly ended their years-long relationship by saying he was moving out of town. Untethered from his support system, Ryan turned to his brothers for solace. Well, to Danny, actually. Sheldon was too busy trying to drum up sales for his big-and-tall casket business to offer anything other than tough love and telling Ryan to \u201cuntuck his man parts\u201d and get off the couch.<\/p>\n

Sheldon, deciding to take his sales pitch to the people, staked out an overeaters\u2019 anonymous meeting where he met Stacy (Heartland<\/em>\u2018s Michelle Morgan), a former \u201cfattie\u201d who was now slim and gorgeous. While Sheldon was wallowing in great sex \u2014 \u201cShe tears at my pants like a grizzly going after a fish in an icy stream,\u201d he announced \u2014 he was always hungry, barely surviving on the grains and veggies Stacy insisted on subsisting on.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Danny tried to get Ryan out of his funk by taking him to the tea shop, where he showed an uncanny knack for sales. Kim hired him on the spot, and everything appeared to be working out. That was until Ryan\u2019s therapist showed up in The Loose Leaf, and the former realized the latter lied about moving in an effort to avoid him. This sent Ryan into a catastrophic state of unhappiness, and his actions toward customers rivaled Nikki\u2019s in its surliness.<\/p>\n

Danny and Sheldon tracked down Ryan\u2019s therapist and learned the truth: Ryan wasn\u2019t bummed over Alison breaking up with him, but rather was stressed because Danny coddled him and Sheldon bullied him. That revelation, delivered in the episode\u2019s final moments, went a long way to explaining Ryan\u2019s personality quirks and fastidiousness. Now Ryan needs a new therapist, and with blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson set to play one in an episode this season, that\u2019s likely coming next week.<\/em><\/p>\n

Package Deal<\/em> airs Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET on City.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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